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#406 Up↑ /11 Down↓ [Report] 2005-10-18 07:14 GMT
<MrMazda> anyone know how to capture the latest Sun Java update for windoze URL?
<hogarth> by utilising the strange, mystical and mighty power of fluffy kittens.
<MightyMu> Every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates.
<jX> Every time you kill a god, kittens masturbate
<hogarth> such is the power of the kitten
<MightyMu> Every time god masturbates, I kill a kitten.
<hogarth> everytime god kills a kitten, jesus masturbates.
<MightyMu> What Would Jesus Masturbate To?
<jX> redheads
<MightyMu> mary magdalene
<hogarth> wood. -
#2870 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-09 19:35 GMT
<sdwilsh|away> let's see if I can magicially get my windows build to work again
<mrbkap> sdwilsh|away: I suggest pixie dust.
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<mrbkap> sdwilsh|away: And a chicken sacrifice might help too.
<stephend> goat blood
<mrbkap> Ah, yeah.
<mrbkap> That's harder to get, though.
<stephend> that's the point!
<stephend> harder=more efficacious!
<mrbkap> For Chicken, you can go to KFC, according to Major League (the movie).
<Joshua> worst time to break into a conversation
<Joshua> so, if I ask why a chicken sacrifice is needed, I won't regret it? -
#841 Up↑ /17 Down↓ [Report] 2006-06-18 01:12 GMT
<Mardeg> "If you look at the life of all the geniuses ... in the history of humanity, they always had a beautiful sexual life, a rich sexual life, a diversity. It's connected with creativity. When you don’t enjoy life, then you become like George Bush."
<Mardeg> hehe, quote from the founder of Raëlism
<shadytrees> I think George Bush is happy. Laura is hot.
<shadytrees> Dick Cheney. He's unhappy, I bet.
<shadytrees> He has a lesbian daugther. FRUIT OF TEMPTATION, MAN.
<shadytrees> He's always entering her bedroom, "forgetting" to knock.
<ct^> Sometimes, I would love to take a peek at the fantasy land that shadytrees's mind conceives. Other times, I'm remarkably scared by it. -
#2310 Up↑ /9 Down↓ [Report] 2007-04-22 20:52 GMT
<Jesse> http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/
<dolske> Jesse: that's gross -- ewe.
<ispiked> hehe
<dolske> http://www.muttonbone.com/
<dolske> $29? Talk about getting fleeced...
<dolske> They won't pull the wool over my eyes.
<dolske> ...
<dolske> anyway, that's the end of my yarn. -
#3185 Up↑ /82 Down↓ [Report] 2007-12-16 03:30 GMT
<shaver> claire and I are going to go celebrate smaug's patch with a rousing episode of tummy time
<shaver> bbl
<stephend|afk> you flying food airplanes yet?
<shaver> no
<stephend|afk> that'd be entertaining
<shaver> she's breastfed, so it would be awkward
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