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#5148 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 16:20 GMT
<bhackett> the big big question to me is how monomorphic these JS programs actually are
<bhackett> optimistic: 90%
<dherman> I would guess in the vast majority of cases people don't need super-dynamic patterns
<dherman> though there are undoubtedly lots of *moderately* polymorphic patterns
<dherman> like a union of a small, fixed set of alternatives
<dherman> foo: U { String, float, int }
<jorendorff> U { undefined, something } is really common :-\
<bhackett> monomorphism to me is at most two possible things
<jorendorff> bhackett: you have a surprising definition of "mono-"
<bhackett> yeah, yeah
<dherman> :)
<dherman> O(mono)
<jorendorff> lol -
#4056 Up↑ /11 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-19 17:47 GMT
-!- laura is now known as laurrrrrrrra
-!- laurrrrrrrra is now known as arrrrrrlaurrrrrra
<zzxc> arrrrrrlaurrrrrra: ?
<arrrrrrlaurrrrrra> yarrr
<arrrrrrlaurrrrrra> it be talk like a pirate day, matey
<zzxc> arrrrrrlaurrrrrra: lol, at least there's no meeting today -
#5842 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2011-07-03 03:25 GMT
<hmmwhatsthisdo> http://i.imgur.com/qplrx.jpg
<hmmwhatsthisdo> I wonder if anyone's thought of this for farming underground...
<mark> yeah they have: http://sparkreport.net/2009/03/the-full-story-behind-the-great-tennessee-pot-cave -
#6324 Up↑ /27 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-17 23:52 GMT
* philor drums his fingers pointedly at his Win PGO build
<philor> come on, Daddy needs a merge
<Lil_Philly_Ringnalda> Why's that, Daddy?
<kwierso> well, Lil_Philly_Ringnalda, when two branches love each other very much...
<philor> ... they decide that one of them had a child from a previous marriage, named bf4b1d3c624e, who was just a bad child that would never get any better, so they decide that one of them should take him out in the woods and kill him
<kwierso> the end
<sheppy> that's the most terrifying bedtime story ever.
<philor> yeah, I always hated those extemporaneous stories where the grammar was fractured because it headed off in a different direction partway through a sentence
<sheppy> Yeah… *that's* what makes it scary.
<philor> oh, were you terrified by the part where bf4b1d3c624e's bad behavior very nearly made the Forester who looks after the trees kill all of the children, to keep the trees safe?
<sheppy> I think I was terrified that the parents cruelly named their child bf4b1d3c624e.
<sheppy> You just *know* the other kids called him "Beefy" for short. -
#932 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2006-07-06 14:45 GMT
<MightyMu> I am great.
<Sander> All hail Mu, for he is Great!
* MightyMu hires Sander to be his herald
<MightyMu> It's an easy gig. Just walk around about 10 meters in front of me at all times, proclaiming my Greatness.
<Sander> *promptly calls in sick and goes vacationing on the benefits package that he's required by dutch law to receive* (Also, it's illegal to fire me now.)
<MightyMu> Well, I fucked that up, didn't I? -
#136 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2005-09-02 16:59 GMT
<rkaa> "Mozilla might crash on startup. It might delete all your files and cause your computer to burst into flames"
<kirun> yeah, the flames thing scared me off getting nightlies for a while :)
<dawn> we need to emphasize the flaming aspect of mozilla more
<jesus_X> flaming as in fire, or flaming as in gay?
<rkaa> flaming as in n.p.m.performance
<jesus_X> Oh. I was kinda hoping it'd be flaming homosexual, so we'd be a bunch of commie fags and REALLY piss off JTK...
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