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• #2635 Up↑ +57/59 Down↓ [Report] 2007-07-07 01:08 GMT

  <gavin> I just got an email with the title "Finally a Patch that works!"
  <gavin> unfortunately, the content was "Penis Growth Patches are the newest, safest and absolutely most potent patch you can buy. "

• #6580 Up↑ +22/22 Down↓ [Report] 2012-09-26 19:23 GMT

  <nmatsakis> in reality, the process of programming consists of two things, neither of which are taught in school: merging and debugging

  Tags: git

• #6474 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ [Report] 2012-06-27 01:24 GMT

  <basta> i'm sad that cvan and fligtar aren't around.
  <hugbot> basta: need a hug, bro?
  <basta> hugbot: yes
  <hugbot> basta: >--:)--<
  <basta> awwwww
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  .
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  <lonnen> w
  <lonnen> t
  <lonnen> f
  <lonnen> hugbot is creepy.

  Tags: basta creep hugbot lonnen

• #5752 Up↑ +23/23 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-14 11:45 GMT

  <gavin> what bug are you guys talking about?

  Notes: A rare example of a gavinbot fail.

• #5340 Up↑ +9/15 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-23 19:23 GMT

  <Boriss> ok who wants to be USER TESTED IN THE FACE

  Tags: boriss ux

• #1378 Up↑ +27/29 Down↓ [Report] 2006-09-29 03:52 GMT

  <reed> bug 354779 -- interesting idea
  <firebot> Bug https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=354779 enh, --, ---, nobody@mozilla.org, UNCO, In every Password form box, a gray icon should appear on the right when Caps Lock is on
  <Jesse_> how about showing capital stars instead of lower-case stars as you type your password?

  Tags: ui

• #6364 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ [Report] 2012-04-05 19:17 GMT

  <Cww> anyone running nightly on mac have a "firefox" process that's eating 100% CPU constantly?
  <limi> My Firefox only eats locally sourced mixed greens.

• #1834 Up↑ +45/47 Down↓ [Report] 2007-01-25 18:38 GMT

  <@Mnyromyr> "Zusätzlich hat dieser Drehstrom - auch Kraftstrom genannt - die unangenehme Eigenschaft, die gepulste Strahlung der Mobilfunkstationen, zu absorbieren und in den heimischen Haushalt weiterzuleiten.
  <@Mnyromyr> Beruhigt schlafen können Sie nur, wenn Sie keine Steckdosen im Schlafzimmer haben."
  < Aqualon> klar, ohne Wecker fällt das Ausschlafen halb so schwer ;)

  Tags: #mozilla.de aqualon mnyromyr

• #328 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2005-09-08 14:27 GMT

  * jX likes daughters.
  <goodwill> jX: whose?
  * ct^ likes ... handcuffs.
  <jX> god: Pretty much anyone's
  <jX> er goodwill
  <ct^> Heh. Freudian.
  <jX> hardly. :)

• #73 Up↑ −1/3 Down↓ [Report] 2005-08-31 17:13 GMT

  <Korou> are you asexual?
  <nilson> I admit it, yes
  <nilson> I divide in two

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