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#7577 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2016-12-11 06:51 GMT
< fmtq> sleffy: I'm also a Java dev
< fmtq> and C++ (OLD C++) dev
< fmtq> current project is iOS/Android app and backend >_>
< fmtq> I everything
< sleffy> Wow
< fmtq> I'm ridiculously good at the borrow checker though
< fmtq> in Rust.
< bstrie> fmtq: once you've mastered borrow checkers, you may move on to borrow chess -
#7506 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2015-12-05 02:28 GMT
* WindowsBunny installs bunny toolbar
<WindowsBunny> which actually isn't a toolbar
<WindowsBunny> it just causes bunnies to hop around websites inside your browser
<proc> ff bunny theme, animated
<WindowsBunny> that would be an _awesome_ extension
<WindowsBunny> they'd climb on various page elements
<WindowsBunny> nibbling the corners off of images
<proc> WindowsBunny: as long as they don't click on them
<WindowsBunny> proc: You can also pet the bunnies with the mouse cursor
<proc> WindowsBunny: cookie-clicker is out of the league with that
<WindowsBunny> I'll probably have to have a button on one of the toolbars though where you can go to get more bunnies or get food to feed them
<proc> WindowsBunny: think of them climbing between the layers of youtube-videos
<proc> WindowsBunny: but only for money :P
<proc> and if you don't feed em every day, you loose some
<WindowsBunny> proc: I'll be rich from microtransactions
<proc> WindowsBunny: implemented as an microservice
<WindowsBunny> damnit, now I really want to make this extension -
#7440 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2015-06-30 05:40 GMT
<Gankro> There's something deeply visceral about seeing *PR posted* *PR closed* *branch deleted* within a few hour span and no comments.
<Gankro> The only way I think it could be better is if it was followed by *account deleted*
<Quxxy> Gankro: Followed a few days later by a notice in the local newspaper of a man found hanging from his ceiling fan and "git reset --hard" scrawled on his chest in blood -
#7351 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2014-11-04 16:28 GMT
<bstrie> "If this query were assigned to one of the variables used in $query, the query beast awakened." #officialPHPdocs
<bstrie> Turning and turning in the widening gyre
<bstrie> The program cannot hear the programmer;
<bstrie> Things fall apart; the database cannot hold;
<bstrie> Mere anarchy is loosed upon the system;
<bstrie> The malicious query is injected, and everywhere
<bstrie> The ceremony of security is drowned;
<bstrie> The best lack all conviction, while the worst
<bstrie> Wield bonafide Zend PHP Certification.
<bstrie> The connection drops again; but now I know
<bstrie> That twenty centuries of stony sleep(1)
<bstrie> Were vexed to nightmare by string interpolation,
<bstrie> And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
<bstrie> Slouches towards MySQL to be run?
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