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#6489 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-07-09 16:15 GMT
<nigelb> I've seen Android job posts asking for 7 years of job experience, 3 years ago.
<nigelb> Android wasn't even around for 7 years then...
<wenzel> nigelb: magic skills mandatory
<nigelb> wenzel: time travel skills.
<nigelb> basically, they want opera devs :P
<ednapiranha> wenzel: futurists can only apply -
#2734 Up↑ /20 Down↓ [Report] 2007-07-31 03:57 GMT
<MightyMu> "Please accept my application for the Master Electrician position at PTC....or I'll fucking kill you."
<MightyMu> It shows that I'm serious.
<jX> nah, "Or I'll kill your loved ones, friends, and pets."
<jX> THAT shows you're serious.
<jX> only amatuers kill the victim, pros kill what the vic cares abotu so they suffer.
<MightyMu> My second draft was "Please accept my application for the Master Electrician position at PTC. Kthx."
<jX> "I CAN HAS JOB?"
<MightyMu> LOL
<MightyMu> roflol
* MightyMu for the can't breathe cuz of laughing
<jX> "I'm in ur theeter, lite'n ur acturz."
<MightyMu> In 72-point fucking Comic Sans!
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