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#2734 Up↑ /20 Down↓ [Report] 2007-07-31 03:57 GMT
<MightyMu> "Please accept my application for the Master Electrician position at PTC....or I'll fucking kill you."
<MightyMu> It shows that I'm serious.
<jX> nah, "Or I'll kill your loved ones, friends, and pets."
<jX> THAT shows you're serious.
<jX> only amatuers kill the victim, pros kill what the vic cares abotu so they suffer.
<MightyMu> My second draft was "Please accept my application for the Master Electrician position at PTC. Kthx."
<jX> "I CAN HAS JOB?"
<MightyMu> LOL
<MightyMu> roflol
* MightyMu for the can't breathe cuz of laughing
<jX> "I'm in ur theeter, lite'n ur acturz."
<MightyMu> In 72-point fucking Comic Sans! -
#2695 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2007-07-21 18:46 GMT
<MightyMu> My friend Jen just finished Deathly Hallows.
<ct^> Your friend Jen sucks.
<MightyMu> She most certainly does not, sir!
<ct^> Well, okay.
<MightyMu> Oh. Okay, then.
* MightyMu was prepared to duel.
<MightyMu> HAVE AT YOU!!
<ct^> MightyMu: Very well. I choose goats at dusk.
<MightyMu> No, no, it's cool, you took it back.
<MightyMu> We're cool now, man. No need for goats.
<ct^> Too late, I already bought one.
<ct^> I need to break it in.
<MightyMu> I bet you can break it in real good all by yourself. :)
<MightyMu> Or perhaps with a sepcial friend and a video camera.
<ct^> Or just the camera. -
#2144 Up↑ /13 Down↓ [Report] 2007-03-16 05:23 GMT
<MightyMu> Oh, Bob's straight. And he's in Prince Charming this week!!
<Lucy> lol Bob?
<MightyMu> He's also Canadian, cute, funny....
<Lucy> hmmm
<MightyMu> and dumber than my left sock.
<Lucy> ahh perfect
<Lucy> I'll get sick of him before mconnor finds him and kills him
<MightyMu> LOL
<Mardeg> why would McConnor do that, he's not a *guy* guy
<Lucy> McConnor?
<MightyMu> hahah
<jX> like McJagger -
#1474 Up↑ /18 Down↓ [Report] 2006-10-21 05:59 GMT
[01:24] <MightyMu> Everyone's pussing out on me tonight.
[01:25] <MightyMu> Kristen has to work, Carlos is tired, and Kristina has a demon in her foot. Pussies.
[01:25] <jX> PUSSIES!
[01:25] <MightyMu> JOHN BORED!
[01:25] <jX> JOHN ANGRY! JOHN SMASH!
[01:25] <MightyMu> GGRRRAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
[01:26] <poningru> wtf
[01:26] <poningru> its like a hulk fantasy camp or something
[01:27] <jX> who's fantasizing? You've never seen MightyMu angry, have you...
[01:27] <jX> you wouldn't like him when he's angry...
[01:28] <MightyMu> Me angry is really a terrible thing to behold.
[01:28] * MightyMu (mighty@moz-6EB65196.lodgenet.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[01:28] <jX> see!
[01:28] <jX> I told you.
[01:30] <poningru> rofl
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[01:58] <MightyMu> It's like watching a kitten having a seizure
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#1235 Up↑ /19 Down↓ [Report] 2006-09-05 22:58 GMT
<MightyMu> sex sex sex sex sex sex
<nosebleed> Where?
<nosebleed> I started my new job with it.
<MightyMu> RIGHT HERE
<nosebleed> er
<nosebleed> I started my new job today
<nosebleed> Wow, freudian slip
<nosebleed> Someone in the room said "with it", so I typed "with it"
<nosebleed> That was kind of a bad place to say that -
#932 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2006-07-06 14:45 GMT
<MightyMu> I am great.
<Sander> All hail Mu, for he is Great!
* MightyMu hires Sander to be his herald
<MightyMu> It's an easy gig. Just walk around about 10 meters in front of me at all times, proclaiming my Greatness.
<Sander> *promptly calls in sick and goes vacationing on the benefits package that he's required by dutch law to receive* (Also, it's illegal to fire me now.)
<MightyMu> Well, I fucked that up, didn't I? -
#839 Up↑ /15 Down↓ [Report] 2006-06-17 05:16 GMT
<MightyMu> too tired to type
<avrom> MightyMu: I'll do all the typing for you then.
<MightyMu> type away lad
<avrom> <MightyMu> I like peanut butter on potatos
<avrom> That's a bit strange
<avrom> <MightyMu> I like little boys better!
<avrom> Yikes...
* avrom offers MightyMu Peng
<avrom> <MightyMu> Mmm fresh meat
* avrom has had his fun
<Peng> D:
<avrom> Cmon Peng. You willingly throw yourself at Kovu ;-)
<Peng> I don't think Kovu would cover me in peanut butter and rape me.
<Peng> Kovu: ....Would you? -
#666 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2006-04-03 22:22 GMT
<MightyMu> I am philosophically opposed to being included in the qdb
<Sander> 47 results for http://quotes.burntelectrons.org/search?query=mightymu
<MightyMu> Sander: I know, and I've voted them all down.
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